I made such a big deal of coming back to the blog and writing a post everyday in my last post you would have thought I would have actually stuck with it. Turns out not. But this time I mean it, darnit. After working a full-time job at one of the worst companies ever formed and moving to the Nation’s capital I’ve decided to get back into the saddle before beginning my job as an SAT tutor (I know right?) and one of two internships.
Now back to the world’s worst company, I won’t mention their name because I’d likely get sued, or at least chewed out by the asshole owner, and I don’t have the funds to deal with that right now. One of the perks of this awful job–other than cleaning up a junkie’s flop-house complete with hypodermic needles, drapes saturated with cat piss and shit (as well as the wall-to-wall carpeting), paranoid junkie scrawlings, and rotting food covered in maggots–I got to sift through a lot of less-soiled, cool stuff (read: lots of Hollywood bed frames and useless shit). I was lucky enough to find an original Nintendo (with Duck Hunt!) a quarter bottle of wine, and only the two coolest books ever!
Now, I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but the books I found are going to be subject of my blogging opus, which, after working up to with some run-of-the-mill blog posts will get to composing shortly. Stay tuned y’all. It’s going to be a scorcher.